For years, the Scrum Police existed in the shadows, defending the purity of Scrum implementations. As crimes against Scrumanity have increased, we are going public with our efforts.
On our new, official site you can report crimes, view a log of recent convictions, and even confess your own crimes before you are turned in by your teammates.
Convicted for doing the daily scrum weekly and not inviting the product owner to the sprint review.
Convicted for working at an unsustainable pace and sitting down during a stand up.
Convicted for estimating work done by others and changing the sprint length.
Convicted for conducting testing in a separate sprint and using all capitals when spelling Scrum.
Convicted for conducting turning the daily scrum into an inquisition and telling everyone that agile is just for software teams.
Convicted for calling it the "Sprint Demo" instead of "Sprint Review" and having a tech lead create the sprint backlog and assign the tasks.
Convicted for working on something that's not in the sprint.
Convicted for trying to solve a problem during a daily scrum and demonstrating unfinished work at a sprint review.
Convicted for working on a team with more than 10 people and trying to solve a problem during a daily scrum.
Convicted for being both the Scrum Master and product owner and canceling the retrospective because the team was too busy.
Convicted for telling the team what to do instead of asking them and other crimes against Scrumanity.
Convicted for using all capitals when spelling Scrum and forgetting to start the timer for the timebox, repeatedly.
Convicted for working at an unsustainable pace and telling the team what to do instead of asking them.
